Friday, December 26, 2008

How To Tell If Cell Phone Has Spy Software On It

Kolosimo Jones e la maledizione dei marrons glacés di cristallo

Sometimes it is nice to see films as they once could see, were small. No multiplex, no obligation to clear off the end of the movie but can rivederselo, no pungent smell of popcorn that assails you in the car park and no Dolby Surround.
E 'in these conditions that I saw the latest Indiana Jones last summer in the mountains.
The title fits in very well with hiking boots and the climate of the parish hall.

What, are those films that give you the feeling that they have been shot by inserting the automatic filmmaker and that eventually will tear a chilling "pretty, it '!" Good
the introduction of the character, with its distinctive hat and the shadow cast on the car but unfortunately the original effect does not last long because you fall when you realize that the marron glacé and ultramegasegreta the legendary Area 51 may be taken in full fifties, four Russian cartoon with four pistol and a pair of fake beards, more Cate Blanchett version of Ninotchka.

must be the new direction of the American neocons, that to be clear that on 11 September, the CIA, NORAD, the FBI, the Naval Service and all cucuzzaro and if there were no ' were asleep. In practice it is better to secure any LIDL, where there are some bouncers that just comes with any sport, you team immediately labeling them as a thief in pectore.

Returning to film, what could have been robbing from Area 51? The finding of Roswell, of course, the usual gray alien cabbage. Even the Ark of the Covenant, suggests to me someone skilled nell'aguzzare sight.
In the remainder of the adventure, as in a puntatone Voyager, there was the whole mythology of 'Space archeology, from the slopes of the Nazca crystal skulls. It lacked only man Space of Palenque and the Tunguska explosion. Kolosimo Jones, in fact.
a godsend for us almost fifty came up on bread and UFOs but what the kids have figured out that ten years ago were too small to Mulder and Scully?

Harrison, poor man, he too, given the age. But Spielberg does not miss a flying saucer at the end if it starts coming up from the ground (already seen in at least forty-seven including the first feature film X-Files) and the shotgun wedding with the ultimate hero of the first ex-nice episode.
I understand wanting to kill the character but it is definitely too much stuff to the Hague tribunal. Want to put a hat on and that bestrides it starts with a Rhettbutleriano "I frankly do not care" wives and children, "de Elvis" spaccamaroni, maybe going to pick up the Gate in the jungle for a quickie style "where were we?"
But you're right, not too old, the better the altar. How sad, though.

Monday, December 15, 2008

What Does The Purple Shag Band Mean

Tanticchia sòla

alone (alone) sf
RE centromerid. Synonyms FOR pack Gerg. AU bin Gerg. AD scam CO bidonat to Gerg. , cheating, scam, scam.

Very often, thinking back to a film that at first view there has enthused, however, happen to find any positive side, almeno un paio di momenti memorabili per i quali varrebbe quasi quasi la pena di rivederlo.
A distanza di una mesata dalla visione di "Quantum of Solace" non sono ancora riuscita a rivalutarlo da quella colossale sòla che mi è parso.

L'anno scorso l'avvento di Daniel Craig come nuova incarnazione di Bond era parsa una gran bella trovata. Ironico, sanguigno, strafottente ma anche umano fino al punto di prendersi una colossale scuffia per la strafiga di classe Eva Green senza vergognarsi di esternare i propri sentimenti.
Un Bond che nel finale imbracciava il pistolone e sparava la famosa frase "My name is Bond, James Bond", con la spietatezza di un Ispettore Callaghan, facendo presagire sfracelli nell'inevitabile seguito.

Now that the action we have seen, we have to say? The plot of "Casino Royale" was compelling, the film functioned as a rhythm, balancing action sequences and moments of pure well-written script-based dialogues. The bad was intriguing, almost as fascinating than his rival, exoticism was well contained and the functional to the story. There were times and highly ironic, as I have to point out, even Quentin Tarantino echoes.

"Quantum of Solace" is nothing of that. Bond is in full mourning for the death of Vesper, and that's fine, we are sympathetic. But it could have depression do not last more than a long film. Or
I might as well admit that the family jewels svergate incurred in "Casino Royale" had done more damage than expected.
In this film Bond is more of a chaste Formigoni vintage. Just a hint of a Bond girl scopatina with one of the most tasteless of all time, that rossocrinita. With the main Bond girl, a brunette who looks amazingly Carfagna, nothing, just a little kiss at the end of the race.
If the old Bond Sean Connery is a miracle not to have died of AIDS because it sucks all that breathed were female and within twenty kilometers of the Bond Craig seems protected by a jealous girlfriend.
Definitely, if last year we lost so many in the head for the charming Craig, this year, looking amminchiarsi in memory of the poor and Vesper catafottersi down from the rooftops like Wile Coyote, at least let me totally indifferent. Like when the dentist makes you the truncal to channel molar. Nothing orgasmogramma plate.
also take delivery of nearly two hours to pout, as if Bond was struck by a paralysis of the seventh, does its part. Craig is not just a babe, it's a good actor but should be left free to use facial expressions. Otherwise it becomes a codfish. Fascinating but cod.

The plot of "Quantum of solace" (what a title is this?) Is a detail. The history is lost and never come to life between too many chases cars, which have now torn the cabbasisi, grappling cartoon where at most there is creased jacket, jumping off a roof with another slamming against wood, steel, stone and no one will twist a human hair, and for much less, in reality, funerals are held.
Too many races for minutes and minutes without even a little breathless, pointless postcards from Palio of Siena and from the quarries of Carrara (perhaps a tribute to the expression of marble Bond throughout the film?) And an excess of exoticism to all ii costs.

Of Bond girl, one and two, we said. Negligible. The villain Mathieu Amalric is a substitute, a bitchy, a two-bit cattivuccio. Too bad because the French actor is capable of many other strings.
M broke the balls with being angry with Bond throughout the film. Just fire him. There is always Scaramella, to put in its place.
Caliamo a veil on Italian actors involved in the Mess. Giannini and ends up in the box is the perfect end to a useless character like his. When I saw Lucrezia Lante della Rovere I seriously feared that jumps out even Luca Barbareschi. Luckily we escaped.
not save even the opening credits and the song of the movie. They objectively shit.

If you must continue the Age Craig will be better for the next film, Bond returns to what it was: a unbearably cynical and sexist as Connery. Otherwise, to try some erotic thrill, we spectators would be forced to continue to prefer Montalbano.


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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Ways To Prevent Trench Foot

La notte delle montagne spezzate di dietro

Oh no, now we want compensation as "Querelle" , damn Fassbinder's masterpiece, prime time TV show on Channel and uncut version, with Brad Davis in all its glory. Fabrizio del Noce version with Alex De Large, tied to a chair and with the retractors of the eyelids, forced to watch everything, including sodomy di Querelle. Così imparano, i bacchettoni della Rai.

Io mi rifiuto da anni di vedere film in TV tranciati con la motosega ma immagino cosa potranno aver capito gli spettatori che lo vedevano per la prima volta del film "Brokeback Mountain" evirato delle scene che fanno capire la vera natura del rapporto tra i due protagonisti.
Io vidi il film l'anno scorso e non mi entusiasmò più di tanto. Più avanti spiego perchè.
Sostituendomi al servizio pubblico, visto che la RAI ha tagliato i fondamentali, ricapitolo la trama per gli ignoranti (in senso buono, che ignorano), aggiungendo la descrizione delle scene tagliate.

Due rudi cowboy si trovano da soli su un monte a badare ad un branco of sheep. First are the hard-core and then, complicit nature and the beauty of the two, what happens? ( cutscene: Ennis go hard with Jack, and he does his rather hastily. The scene is necessarily brutal, because we are not watching Candy Candy, but you do not see anything at all below the bust .)

Ennis is one of those who, after having overindulged, become nauseous at the time of the account. It 'obvious that the other, Jack Twist, one love, it will have to suffer all his life. Not by chance that we women identify with him from the start.
After the grazing season of the two greet each other and adios, not before Ennis has recommended his friend not to tell a nessuno quello che è successo tra le fresche frasche, non si sa mai. Che abbia studiato dai preti?
Tornato all'ovile, è proprio il caso di dirlo, Ennis si sposa una sciacquetta che in tre secondi netti gli scodella due marmocchie petulanti. ( Chissà se hanno tagliato anche la scena dove il maritino rigira la mogliettina alla maniera delle pecorine di montagna? )

Dal canto suo a Jack va un tantino meglio. Almeno la sua altrettanto insulsa moglie è ricca, o meglio lo è il suocero.
Un giorno Jack si rifà vivo con Ennis e sono di nuovo dolci baci e languide carezze sotto il portico, con la mogliettina che occhieggia basita dalla finestra. ( Questa è una delle scene più belle the film, which tells me you have cut the net. A passionate kiss between Heath and Jake very realistic. ) Cutting the kiss you will not understand why his wife's face, I guess. It will become a surreal moment to Buñuel.

Since then the two, with the excuse to go fishing, will meet regularly on the mountain galley. For twenty years. Among
divorce, mothers and children who grow up whitening and although he tried to start a new life with another desperate housewife, but Jack's heart has always remained with Ennis in Brokeback Mountain. At each meeting, any offer of Jack to challenge conventions and to live together is rejected by the other in one piece, who does not want the country murmur but prefers to live in hypocrisy of the "touch me Cecco, Cecco mother touches me." Indeed, that mother-in-law intends, tells of how, as a child, witnessed the destruction of a gay place, who was killed by real men of the place with how cruel. How

textbook Hollywood, can not miss the tragic end, the remorse later, the crocodile tears of the beloved and the shirt becomes a relic of love impossible, pathetically hanging on gruccetta of wire. Trash for a moment, if you will.

The film at the time I was disappointed, as I said, because it is rather slow, noiosetto and predictable, with a lot of National Geographic and the Marlboro Man and with a screenplay from the dialogue at times unintentionally laughable. And above all, because basically makes the game of who wants to blame homosexuality.
I would have had more courage to Ang Lee, I would do a thing like "Thelma and Louise," with Ennis and Jack leave their wives with a stronzissime "Hasta la vista baby" and run away merrily going to have a good time not only in the mountains but also to the sea, countryside and city, blessed as curly horn. With a final where, moving from Spain, get married and grow old happily until one dies in the arms.

Now think. They took a film that does not reward the gaiety but makes tragic choice, as always, and where lovers are dying and they fear the facts. They feared that some real Italian male might deviate from the true life of the chick and could bathe in a dream thinking of Heath and Jake. They called Facciadicuoio and they did have fun with a chainsaw. As always, it is considered more acceptable to the violence of the revolutionary force's complaint of sex.


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Friday, June 27, 2008

Older Omega Seamaster

Ci vediamo all'osteria, al numero venti

What's better than sexual freak on duty to get people to go out and spend the fateful sette/50 € the movie ticket? After the mutant of Tetsuo Tsukamoto, said "'A drill" and Linda Lovelace's clitoris with relocated from parts of velopendulo, here is an old acquaintance: the vagina dentata .

It 's been a bit' quietly last summer but is recoverable in DVD, "Teeth" , the story of a young lady who has a way to tighten his knowledge with people who happen to meet. A film fiercely frowned upon by penises and shunned by gynecologists, but recommended by the Doctors Dentists Italians. It 'the only category that the vision is not cultivated castration anxiety. "Think, daydream," a world of profits doubled, with all those teeth, a thousand euro every care ... "

The vagina dentata è un mito antichissimo che funziona sempre, soprattuto a livello catartico se inserito nel genere cinematografico rape and revenge (se pensiamo a cosa avrebbe combinato la Zoe di " L'angelo della vendetta " di Abel Ferrara con un'attrezzatura odontoginecologica del genere, vengono i brividi cinefili) e che ha perfino ispirato una certa oggettistica nata con il lodevole intento di scongiurare gli stupri.

Per fortuna il film non si prende troppo sul serio e non picchia solo sul tasto dell'horror, anche se qualunque maschio non esce sicuramente indenne dalla sua visione. Uno slogan perfetto per il film sarebbe stato "non adatto ai penises emotional ".

Directed by the son of the famous American pop artist Liechtenstein, they operate without being pretentious but successful, recovers in a sense the spirit of anarcho-collegiate Russ Meyer and the humor associated with sex Throat Deep. "When you see the rottweiler then you feel even the hand of John Waters .
The ironic tone is used intelligently to play down the impact of the argument quite sharp. The concern is entrusted to the towers of a nuclear power plant located near the home of the protagonist. Guilty of mutations?

About movie freaks. If the Bride of Tarantino conceive a child with Hannibal Lecter the result would be the star of "Hard Candy ," I do not think that film will never see on Raiuno Christmas and I was also delighted to hire.

If a fourteen year old, a red turtleneck with genes such as these parents had in their hands to keep a pedophile held for a whole afternoon, what could ever make? To you find the taste, but if you are male, stay away from them if you just saw "Teeth". For your penis would be too much.


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Sunday, June 15, 2008

What Does The C In Front Of A License Number Mean

Evviva il paraculone

I like Michael Moore, as the Crodino. It 's a paraculone but the content is too important to have them escape. Sometimes his talk will be aimed a bit 'too much of our bellies, but it is true that Americans are held hostage by the gun lobby, the Bush family has always been in business with shady characters and a Saudi and American unemployment risks of having to sell the house and perhaps even Terga to afford surgery, no rain.
Moore is the super-size version of the baby crying "The King is naked", because he is cute and then there were the Americans so that they have the humility to admit I'm not perfect and that other demigods countries are ahead in some things of them.

I liked "Bowling for Columbine" and I will never forget the figure of shit that had to do Charlton Heston, said that no one would ever be such a fascistone.
me a bit disappointed 'with "Fahrenheit 911", just because they had the courage to go all the way September 11 in the reasoning (and I say that this is paraculone) but even there the scene disgusting Wolfowitz that sucks the comb expression by encephalogram flat but with a cat and the mouse in the mouth of Bush in the Florida school alone were worth the money for the ticket.
Today I saw "Sicko," his latest film, and I'm not ashamed to say that I finally are moved to tears.

We all know that the American health care is something obscene but we do not learn enough.
A dozen years ago when I had a virus due to optic neuritis and a whole range of serious neurological problems, fortunately resolved then, the uncertainty of diagnosis and anguish to know if my disease was curable or not attended several American forum on the Internet, offered by University Medical Institutes. Patients exhibiting their cases and the doctors responded.
also happened to chat among ourselves. Shit when I was literally in a forum of ophthalmology, a girl told me that he could cure his blindness due to progressive action, which But it cost $ 200,000, which she did not. Today, this thought, perhaps someone who can no longer see because it has 200,000 fucking dollars, makes me crazy. I think this is abnormal, a sidereal injustice.

other patients, multiple sclerosis, told me that their diagnosis was often hidden from their insurance companies because otherwise they would withdraw cover. One can understand why: the multiple sclerosis is a disease so far incurable, highly debilitating and drugs used for its control, such as interferon-beta, are very expensive. Increases the risk and insurance are pulled back, we know ourselves. I myself, when I was admitted to the neurology examinations and magnetic resonance imaging (all free), I was told later by the bank that the insurance offered to clients on admissions did not provide reimbursement for the inpatient neurology ward. Appendicitis steps, but a permanent neurologic injury maybe not.

Returning to the U.S. forum, I remember that whenever I said that we were the almost free care was unleashed in disbelief and even a sense of envy that transmits well in Moore's film. All to say how lucky I was and how they find their unjust position of having to depend on Paturnie of health insurance and a principle for a fee.

I read these days in the pathetic, in my opinion, he defended the freedom of the many volunteers autolaureatisi in a jiffy defense lawyers for the U.S. healthcare system bias. What I did not read anywhere is an admission that that system is wrong because it goes beyond just a basic principle of social justice: that health is a right, not a commodity. It 's a question of mentality. They tell you that there are policies that offer you services far better than ours. Thanks to the dick, if I pay of course, but if I lose my job for any reason, and can not be my fault, in the U.S. also lose insurance coverage. Testimonials that there is still a 'free care for the "needy" (God nerves when they are called that!) and that Moore is a cacciaballe.

Trying to post an image of Sicko have happened by chance in this blog American boy. Hear what he says:
"I was lucky in my life have always had some type of insurance coverage. For a couple of speeches, my mother's insurance covered almost the entire cost.
The only time I was discovered was when I moved to Dallas and I was unemployed job seekers. Once you find it and returned to the possession of health insurance went to the doctor for a checkup and he told me that I did not have to pay anything for the examinations, except $ 20 for a kind of ticket. A couple of months later I received a bill of about $ 400. I was shocked because my friend had the exact same blood, the same hospital and at the same doctor and had paid only $ 20.
I always thought that if I was seriously ill in life I had good insurance coverage. Now I'm not longer so sure. I'm thinking of moving to a country where there is a national health service, so should I worry less. "
thoughts are difficult to understand for us, if we feel bad and always enjoy a free service of action and that if we have an operation no one asks us if we can pay for it. No one denies that there is a bad health, incompetence and dirt in some situations of public health but the principle is safe. Health is a right. The fees we pay to allow patients, including sometimes we are here, to be treated
The drug that Michael pays $ 120 in the U.S. costs 5 cents in Cuba because it must be so, but lawyers for the health of the free market you would cut your balls, just to admit it.

Canon Pixma Mp145 Troubleshooting

L'unico modo per farmi passare la fame

E 'watch "Super Size Me" film experiment but also by extreme body-art, released a few years ago but always interesting to watch again and again, to remind us of what we eat well in comparison with the Italian uncles overseas.

summarize the gist of the film for those who had not yet seen.
What happens to a young man and healthy if it has for thirty days and three times a day with only McDonald's menu strictly megaporzionati so popular among American teenagers? Simple: fat 11 pounds, became depressed, dependent on junk food, semi-powerless and reduced to a liver pate.
With Morgan Spurlock, the maker of the film, in the guinea pig. Turning the America of fast-foods with him discover that what we thought were only legends Metropolitan on junk food and the typical American diet are unfortunately true and not just to find a hair in your burger!

Among the things at once amazing and frightening described in the film, tells how a couple is normal for them to drink 6 to 8 liters of cola per day.
The city of Houston in Texas has the record of population obese. Millions of Americans eat three to four times a week in fast-foods. A tour around the school canteens
shows kids that they swallow calorie junk food and drink gatorade (one of the most disgusting concoctions ever created by human mind after RedBull) like fresh water, and think that is heavier to digest molten lead.
Younger Americans know all and I am fascinated by the clowns who advertises McDonald's. Note disturbing, even a notorious pedophile serial killer, John Wayne Gacy used to dress as a clown to attract its young victims. I had McDonald's testimonial I would have changed long ago but maybe they do to match power to murder.

discover that food is addictive as heroin: naloxone, a drug overdose from anti-ER, is able to produce indifference to chocolate in people who abuse it.
The cheese is full of endorphins, the excess consumption of sugar is known to be associated with the increase of aggression. Perhaps this is the answer to the question that Michael Moore did in "Bowling for Columbine," about why only in America there are 40,000 murders a year for firearms?
At the end of the film is disgusted with how a nation may give rise to a pathological behavior so completely about food, produce millions of morbidly obese and then torture them all day with images of "thin is beautiful, thin is healthy" .
I know it's trite to blame bulimia dollars from corporations, saying that they do only out of greed and not give a shit of people, but honestly you can not find no other rational explanation.

On a positive note. Morgan regained its weight with a healthy Mediterranean diet and, following the outcry over the film's success, McDonald's has collected from its restaurants, the portions "super size" that threatened to send the author-director to another world.

As you know some time I'm developing a pathological hatred towards diets and dieticians. Yesterday
unfortunately happened to be on a TV show where they said that I should eat a mid-afternoon Mastella (!) And a salad of fennel raw whole. After
fantasized about sodomizing the witty TV dietitian with other vegetables best suited for this purpose, such as the Sardinian artichoke with plugs, I thought it was really true that it's all about perception.
Why suffer with diets and regimes or hated "motion", the stupid race we should find the strength to do after eight hours and go to work and even without the aid of a stripe of coca. We believe
fat but just look at the Americans, it immediately became very thin. Watch "Super Size Me" and there goes the urge to eat. While sitting on the couch watching TV.
Mine is a revolutionary new theory of philosophical relativism food.

Here full movie in English. The site will also find a lot of other documentaries free to watch.

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Il cinema, il cinema ribelle

sometimes happens that a movie that at first you seemed a little wordy, which maybe you do sleep you were a part, in the days after you dig in like a mole. To me it happens often and usually with movies that I like and remember to order more. And
'effect that made me "Lions for Lambs" by Robert Redford.

controcoglioni with film critics are keen to stress that it is a film sided, biased, ohibò of that inveterate Democrat of Redford. So he does not like because if it's nice and cool out the good side of the former Dirty Harry carognone ammorbiditosi with age, who are surprised that it was democratic in his youth does not become a fascistaccio old.
Redford may not have the courage to cry out fuck you in the face that the ruling class in this film which tells the crimes because he is a gentleman but uses subtle allusions, however, and a finish that is worse than a razor that takes you via the ear.

E 'a film in parallel. Two soldiers volunteers (metaphorically represented by the black and dall'ispanico) sent to the slaughterhouse, a young senator 'rrampante with my heart in crocodile who ends up believing that tells the bales, a journalist like you have never do more, with neurons that light to produce their own light and perlamadonna questions! to interview the senator for his television network, a Socratic teacher who seeks to awaken the brilliant but lazy schoolboy, the one in power capable of great things, "that could do more but it has for cock. There is one America to rebuild (even one left?) And you have to get busy with the material that you have available.

What is the basic thesis of the film? This war, this war, came after 11 September , are built on lies. The great empire
U.S. military sends more soldiers to the fray as in Vietnam. "I think militarese for bait," notes Senator Streep Cruise when he pretends the gimmick of sending small groups of soldiers in the midst of the Taliban the top of a mountain as a major campaign of decisive war. Country desk study in Washington by people who could face up to the skin in the shower and slipping that specializes in sending others to die for his pigs interests. Those others who can still be heroes, lions of the title, in fact.

The dialectical duel between Streep and Cruise is the key piece of the puzzle, one that lays bare the role of politics and the press as complicit in the fate of the people to drag into the abyss of war. It 's only when the two act in synergy that the trick works wonders.
"When did you become so?" Cruise ironically asks his interlocutor, meaning "any Berva so good at dancing."
"We were were attacked, the boys were committed to the front, "is the justification that gives Streep and that anyone who would, under certain conditions and especially being an American. easy to think that if the lions were to know the extent to which they have lambs deceived would soon to tear mercilessly.
When Meryl comes back to the office and talk to his boss made the interview with the senator, his doubts and says "we can not automatically restore everything the government tells us," Redford shows us a 'America still desperately clinging to democratic values, but perhaps not resist the logic of selecting securities for breaking news.

I think this film is digging me in because, even though he speaks of America, the war in Afghanistan, the heroism of the Marines, the country and the media stars and stripes is a film about Italy and what has become to us the information.
What black hole is taken away, our press? Where are the journalists doing the questions and pocket the powerful interviewed, as did the late lamented dell'Oriana the old days? What would they say "no, that I can not write?
We might ask where are the journalists and that's it, replaced by a race of rulers of code and microphones, with his head that makes it like the dogs-spring of the 60 cars. Retriever puppies bales packaged.

Now imagine the same film set in Italy. A reporter enters the studio to interview the senator. He lies down a lion's skin, or kneeling at which point you can not imagine another, as follows, that a porn film.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Wrapping Paper Used As Wallpaper

Espiazione di una povera spettatrice

Kill torpedo that Joe Wright pulled me with this movie!
I was expecting one of those good movies with the Ivorian British perfidy in the thin atmosphere of "The Remains of the Day" and the cruelties altmaniane of "Gosford Park".

The premises were interesting. A young girl falsely accuses the boyfriend of his sister and from there arises a tragedy.
Instead I found myself with a loaf of love based on "back to me," I love you "," Come back to me. " A central part set in Dunkirk so boring, a tedious final involving the poor Vanessa Redgrave, never abused so much since the days of "Devils" by Russell.

The only thing about the film is watching Keira Knightley and ask: what must be thin to look like a screen so thin?
whole film promises but does not hold. Too much literature is a high level of estrogen despite the author man, too "English Patient" which here becomes impatient for the film to end. The only
"Atonement" at the end is that of spettatore che si domanda, "che ho fatto di male per meritare questo?"

Voto= 6 politico per Keira