Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Ways To Prevent Trench Foot

La notte delle montagne spezzate di dietro

Oh no, now we want compensation as "Querelle" , damn Fassbinder's masterpiece, prime time TV show on Channel and uncut version, with Brad Davis in all its glory. Fabrizio del Noce version with Alex De Large, tied to a chair and with the retractors of the eyelids, forced to watch everything, including sodomy di Querelle. Così imparano, i bacchettoni della Rai.

Io mi rifiuto da anni di vedere film in TV tranciati con la motosega ma immagino cosa potranno aver capito gli spettatori che lo vedevano per la prima volta del film "Brokeback Mountain" evirato delle scene che fanno capire la vera natura del rapporto tra i due protagonisti.
Io vidi il film l'anno scorso e non mi entusiasmò più di tanto. Più avanti spiego perchè.
Sostituendomi al servizio pubblico, visto che la RAI ha tagliato i fondamentali, ricapitolo la trama per gli ignoranti (in senso buono, che ignorano), aggiungendo la descrizione delle scene tagliate.

Due rudi cowboy si trovano da soli su un monte a badare ad un branco of sheep. First are the hard-core and then, complicit nature and the beauty of the two, what happens? ( cutscene: Ennis go hard with Jack, and he does his rather hastily. The scene is necessarily brutal, because we are not watching Candy Candy, but you do not see anything at all below the bust .)

Ennis is one of those who, after having overindulged, become nauseous at the time of the account. It 'obvious that the other, Jack Twist, one love, it will have to suffer all his life. Not by chance that we women identify with him from the start.
After the grazing season of the two greet each other and adios, not before Ennis has recommended his friend not to tell a nessuno quello che è successo tra le fresche frasche, non si sa mai. Che abbia studiato dai preti?
Tornato all'ovile, è proprio il caso di dirlo, Ennis si sposa una sciacquetta che in tre secondi netti gli scodella due marmocchie petulanti. ( Chissà se hanno tagliato anche la scena dove il maritino rigira la mogliettina alla maniera delle pecorine di montagna? )

Dal canto suo a Jack va un tantino meglio. Almeno la sua altrettanto insulsa moglie è ricca, o meglio lo è il suocero.
Un giorno Jack si rifà vivo con Ennis e sono di nuovo dolci baci e languide carezze sotto il portico, con la mogliettina che occhieggia basita dalla finestra. ( Questa è una delle scene più belle the film, which tells me you have cut the net. A passionate kiss between Heath and Jake very realistic. ) Cutting the kiss you will not understand why his wife's face, I guess. It will become a surreal moment to Buñuel.

Since then the two, with the excuse to go fishing, will meet regularly on the mountain galley. For twenty years. Among
divorce, mothers and children who grow up whitening and although he tried to start a new life with another desperate housewife, but Jack's heart has always remained with Ennis in Brokeback Mountain. At each meeting, any offer of Jack to challenge conventions and to live together is rejected by the other in one piece, who does not want the country murmur but prefers to live in hypocrisy of the "touch me Cecco, Cecco mother touches me." Indeed, that mother-in-law intends, tells of how, as a child, witnessed the destruction of a gay place, who was killed by real men of the place with how cruel. How

textbook Hollywood, can not miss the tragic end, the remorse later, the crocodile tears of the beloved and the shirt becomes a relic of love impossible, pathetically hanging on gruccetta of wire. Trash for a moment, if you will.

The film at the time I was disappointed, as I said, because it is rather slow, noiosetto and predictable, with a lot of National Geographic and the Marlboro Man and with a screenplay from the dialogue at times unintentionally laughable. And above all, because basically makes the game of who wants to blame homosexuality.
I would have had more courage to Ang Lee, I would do a thing like "Thelma and Louise," with Ennis and Jack leave their wives with a stronzissime "Hasta la vista baby" and run away merrily going to have a good time not only in the mountains but also to the sea, countryside and city, blessed as curly horn. With a final where, moving from Spain, get married and grow old happily until one dies in the arms.

Now think. They took a film that does not reward the gaiety but makes tragic choice, as always, and where lovers are dying and they fear the facts. They feared that some real Italian male might deviate from the true life of the chick and could bathe in a dream thinking of Heath and Jake. They called Facciadicuoio and they did have fun with a chainsaw. As always, it is considered more acceptable to the violence of the revolutionary force's complaint of sex.


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